标题: 四道题让你变猪头，敢不敢试试 [打印本页]

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作者: 看电影的来了    时间: 2006-3-13 11:14     标题: 四道题让你变猪头，敢不敢试试

  第一题:

　　你正在参加赛跑，几惊辛苦， 你终于超过第二位的健儿，

　　你现在是第几位？

　　答案：

　　如果你答第一，你就完全错啦！

　　如果你超前原本第二的人，你便取代他的位置，即是第二，猪头！

　　第二题:（不可以用多过第一题的时间， 要快！）

　　如果你跑呀跑， 超过了最后一名， 而你现在是第几？

　　答案：

　　如果你答倒数第二， 你又错啦！

　　你又怎么可能超前最后人，他都是最后一个咯？你怎么还会在他后面？猪头，呵呵~~

　　第三题:（开始觉得自己有点猪头了吧......嘿嘿）

　　数学心算题题... 不准用笔，纸或计数器， 只可以心算......

　　1000 加上40 ......得未... 再加1000 ... 再加30...

　　再多1000... 又再加20... 现在再加多1000... 再加10...

　　总和是多少？马上回答！！！！

　　答案：

　　5000？又错啦！

　　自己拿个计算器算一下，是4100 大猪头！

　　你真是超笨呀......最后给你一次机会！

　　第四题，（英文题:）

　　mary’s father has five daughters: 1. nana， 2. nene， 3. nini， 4.nono.

　　what is the name of the fifth daughter?

　　answer:

　　nunu? no! of course not.

　　her name is mary. read the question again plz!

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作者: 般若天蝎    时间: 2006-3-13 11:58

哈哈 喜欢
一定要沙发

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作者: fengzi057    时间: 2006-3-13 18:19

好题好题!!!!

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作者: iijojo    时间: 2006-3-13 18:40

日死猪头~~~~ [s:1]  [s:1]  [s:1]

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作者: iijojo    时间: 2006-3-13 20:49

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作者: 来看看的    时间: 2006-3-13 22:08

象你`！猪`！哈哈`！

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作者: iijojo    时间: 2006-3-13 22:15

-----看帖顶帖是一种美德
-----老大这么说
-----斑竹这么说
-----水王这么说
-----经市长批示
-----转交市委书记批示
-----由市人大常委会审议通过
-----提交省政府办公厅审议列为省人大常委会议题亦经通过
-----省长亲自批示“同意”
-----省委书记召集省委办公会原则性通过
-----由省委书记亲自挂帅的全国人大代表团提交全国人大全体会议审议
-----全国人大全会投票表决全票通过
-----由温总理签发国务院令
-----由胡书记签发主席令

看帖是一定要回帖滴


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作者: qin618ping    时间: 2006-3-22 16:49     标题: 俺全对啦

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作者: h55555l    时间: 2006-3-22 19:56

一般般哪。

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作者: sworder    时间: 2006-3-22 20:08

哈哈，有个性，楼上回帖的更有个性！

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作者: zc627875    时间: 2006-3-22 20:30

呵呵

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作者: 木ぁ    时间: 2006-3-22 21:51

幸好没全错.

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