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快来啊 笑死人了!!!

快来啊 笑死人了!!!



现代美女誓言:把60岁的男人思想搞乱,50岁的财产霸占,40岁的妻离子散,30岁的腰杆搞断,20岁的围着我转!

2.讲课时女老师裤子拉链开了,一女生站起来提醒:老师,你门没关!老师一摆手:不管它,一会儿教导主任要来参观



3.领导工作搞不好的原因:一是没关系,象寡妇睡觉,上面没人;二是不稳定,象妓女睡觉,上面老换人;三是不团结,象和老婆睡觉,自已人老搞自已人。



4.算命先生与小姐对白:你命不好。 为什么? 因为你身上带有凶兆。 那我把胸罩脱了行吗? 不行,你一脱了凶兆,就会出现人生的两个大波。

5.一对苍蝇母子正在进餐,儿子皱着眉头问母亲:“妈妈,我们为什么要每天吃大便啊?”妈妈说:“不要在吃饭的时候说这么恶心的话,快趁热吃!”

6.男女朋友睡一个房间,女的划了条线:过线的是禽兽。醒来发现男的真的没过线 ,女的狠狠打了男的一耳光:你连禽兽都不如!

7.一游泳教练性直爽而嗓门大.一日,他在商场看到一个女学员.他大声说:你穿上衣服,还真认不出!

8.新婚次日一大早,新娘痛苦地从洞房走出,一手扶着墙壁,一手捂着下身,大骂:骗子!真是个骗子!结婚前说有三十年的积蓄,我还以为是钱呢!

9.某晚,一裸男叫了一辆出租车,女司机目不转睛盯着看他,裸男大怒,吼道:你他妈没见过裸男呀!女司机也大怒:我看你他妈从哪儿掏钱!

10.问:谁是世界上最可怜的人?答:炮兵连炊事班战士!问:为什么?答:戴绿帽背黑锅看别人打炮。





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哈哈`!有点意思`!顶`!
我来随便看看的`!

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