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[考考你]大学中最流行的隐晦X笑话,要是10个都能看懂IQ超过180
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作者:
magic.lf
时间:
2006-3-15 16:52
标题:
[考考你]大学中最流行的隐晦X笑话,要是10个都能看懂IQ超过180
1.寝室哥们和MM出去过生日,晚上回来他哭着说:“第一次蜡烛不是我吹的!”
2.一大学生看完校友录问,为什么女生大部分在4月份这个时间段做妈妈啊?是不是6月份的时节比较好昵? ^_^
3.一个外星人被中国人抓住。北京人说送中科院研究研究吧,上海人说送到动物园展览卖高价票吧,广东人眼睛一亮说杀了生吃吧。这时,科大某系一男生看见大吼一声……
(注意:是X笑话,不是正常答案啊~~~)
4.一只小鸟穿着防弹衣在一棵大树上快乐地跳舞。这时,来了一个猎人,“砰”一抢打死了这只小鸟,子弹正中小鸟的心脏。
问:小鸟穿着防弹衣跳舞怎么还会被打死??
5.一工科大学学生“饥渴”难耐,可又没钱,于是去菜市场买了条鲤鱼,结果卖鱼的错卖一条带鱼……
6.某地搞计划生育,一老太太为了不让儿媳妇上避孕环,就代替儿媳妇们上。替到第四个儿媳时,大夫说:“大妈,您都上过三个环了,再上就真的成奥迪了!”替到第五个时,大夫说:“大妈,您都上过四个环了,再上就……”
7.两只鹦鹉闲坐在树上,突见树下一只狼在追猎着一只羊。这时雌鹦鹉对雄鹦鹉说了句话,不想立马就被强奸了……
8.一男,声音很细很女性化,所以一直找不到老婆。去医院检查,看能不能改改他的声音,医生检查完说:“上帝造物是公平的,你声带细的原因是你下面太粗太长了,你要是愿意把下面切去,你就能有男人的声音了。”
男的想想得不偿失,算了。后来男的去海里游泳,突然发现有鲨鱼向他游来,他着急的大喊:“(特细的声音)救命啊救命啊,(特粗的声音)鲨鱼来了!!”
9.如果:
我叫锄禾,偏偏你叫当午;
我叫清明,偏偏你叫河图;
我叫仙剑,偏偏你叫侠传;
我叫王朝,偏偏你叫红酒;
我叫弯弓,偏偏你叫大雕。
那么:
我叫造血,偏偏你叫(……)。
我叫重阳,偏偏你叫(……)。
10.一个女人上了年纪后总想拉皮整容,结果那个女人拉皮N次后,额头一左一右对称的多了2个痣,然后下巴长出了胡子了……
作者:
般若天蝎
时间:
2006-3-15 17:44
这个好像很容易懂啊 [s:5]
作者:
iijojo
时间:
2006-3-15 18:09
寝室哥们和MM出去过生日,晚上回来他哭着说:“第一次蜡烛不是我吹的!”
他能自己吹到自己的蜡烛??
作者:
般若天蝎
时间:
2006-3-15 18:45
楼上的怎么比我想的还黄 [s:1]
作者:
iijojo
时间:
2006-3-15 19:00
晕了? 我在二楼时怎么到你楼上了嗫?
作者:
iijojo
时间:
2006-3-15 19:01
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作者:
10527
时间:
2006-3-29 18:08
晕!!!
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