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作者: robinq    时间: 2006-3-13 21:20     标题: 逃课最拽的N条理由

  逃课最拽的N条理由

  最体面的理由:我长的太帅,外班女生上课时总看我?
  最实事求是的理由:教授太难看,影响我的视力?
  最拍马屁的理由:女老师们太漂亮了,总让我魂不守舍?
  最无聊的理由:我同桌不陪我聊天?

  最可耻的理由:中午吃的太多,坐着难受?
  最伤心的理由:我们系最漂亮的女生跟一个还不如我四分之一帅{我个人看法}的男生?
  最关心自己的理由:昨夜喝的太多,我怕影响身体,所以不能上早课了?
  最时髦的理由:我跟我网上第7位恋人约好今天下午海誓山盟?
  最是理由的理由:我同学准备用欠我的钱请我吃饭,因为他不准备还钱了?
  最廉价的理由:今天帮同学家扛大白菜?
  最蛮横的理由:今天我不爽,就是不上了?
  最无奈的理由:我的几双袜子已经半个月没洗了,今天没的穿,只好在家呆着?

  最支持打假的理由:廉价羊肉串吃的太多,今天早上拉的我起不来床?
  最身不由己的理由:外班的哥们要向我这全系最年轻的台球王子{自封的}挑战
  最丢面子的理由:走路看美女不小心摔坏了眼镜,不得不去修?
  最令人景仰的理由:今天我去学雷疯
  最受挫折的理由:我失恋了,罢课一天?
  最胡说八道的理由:爹要娶妻,娘要嫁人
  最侮辱教育部的理由:学校的桌椅太硬,影响我的睡眠质量
  最荒诞的理由:外星人要入侵,我在给超人缝裤头
  最天真的理由:昨夜我数了一夜的星星
  最不数典忘祖的理由:今天去动物园看猴
  最进步的理由:我拣了一圆钱,找了一天的警察叔叔
  最令人同情的理由:我迷路了,碰见女流氓了
  最病态的理由:我刷了一天牙
  最具爱国精神得理由:我去美国领事馆游行示威,纪念我驻南使馆被炸!
  最吹牛的理由:安南找我有事
  最挨不着边的理由:我们家邻居要生小孩
  最变态的理由:每个月总有那么几天不舒服
  最大无谓的理由:今天"9*18"我找日本人玩命去
  最童话的理由:我请花木兰吃肯德基
  最流氓的理由:孔老而请我喝花酒
  最讽刺宗教的理由:我给和尚介绍对象
  最抽象的理由:一头带眼镜的驴在街上画画,我在旁边看了一天
  最幸福的理由:上学的路上有美女骚扰我
  最不可能的理由:为了保护国家财产,我同犯罪分子斗争了一天!
  最不诚实的理由:我领红领巾少先队员过马路被车撞了
  最遭罪的理由:我家的手纸用光了,我在厕所坐到我妈下班
  最臭美的理由:我照了一天镜子,梳了一天我的板寸
  最梦游的理由:今天我和李连英去跟八国联军谈判
作者: magic.lf    时间: 2006-3-13 21:45

最拍马屁的理由:女老师们太漂亮了,总让我魂不守舍?
这条以后可以借用一下
作者: iijojo    时间: 2006-3-13 22:17

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